This is some funny Shit..
A koala is sitting up in a gumtree.....
smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and
have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to
the koala and they have a few joints.
smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and
have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to
the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth
is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from
the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the
little lizard and helps him to the side, then
asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with
you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with the
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell
into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and
walks into the rain forest, finds the tree
where the koala is sitting finishing a joint,
and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuccccckkkk dude.......how much water did
you drink?!!
