So a guy breaks in to a house and its black so he turns on his flashlight and starts messin with the tv. All the sudden he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching, so the guy looks around and dosent see anything . so he keeps messing with the wires and he hears that voice say "Jesus is watching" so he looks around again and sees a parrot so he starts talking to it and he asks whats your name
The parrot says Moses and the burglar laughs and says "What kind of dumb mother fuckers name a parrot Moses"?
and the parrot says "The same dumb mother fuckers who named their Rottweiler Jesus"