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The Koala, the Lizard and the Joint

This is some funny Shit..

A koala is sitting up in a gumtree..... 

smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past 
and looks up and says 

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?" 
The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and 
have some." 
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to 
the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth 
is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from 
the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he 
leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the 
little lizard and helps him to the side, then 
asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with 
The little lizard explains to the crocodile 
that he was sitting smoking a joint with the 
koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell 
into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and 
walks into the rain forest, finds the tree 
where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, 
and he looks up and says "Hey you!" 
So the koala looks down at him and says: 

"Fuuuccccckkkk much water did 
you drink?!! 

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